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A VERY NASTY GNORC!!!
(this story takes place BEFORE spyro defeated gnasty, and
spyro was just a little baby dragon, awww how cute?) it was a nice,
peaceful day in the dragon worlds. Gnorcs were being chased by spyro.
Sheep were busy grazing, until they got chased by spyro. Bunnies were
hopping about, until they got chased by spyro, butterflies were fluttering
about, until sparx ate em'. Yup, every was normal. Every thing except
gnasty gnorc. He was angry, as usually, but that wasn't it. He was extra
ANGRY! Angry enough to kill all the dragons! so angry, he could
crystallize them, but that wasn't the reason. Gnasty stole some gems, but
this morning just before gnasty relaxed in a pile of filthy, disgusting,
smelly, old moldy garbage, he noticed they were gone!!!!! GRRRRRR, this
made him mad! Because of this, the garbage dragons had already cleaned up
the garbage. Now Gnasty was furious! So now he decided to go and crash the
dragons celebration, the year of the dragon festival! "ha ha ha, thats a
great idea!" said Gnasty "Those stupid dragons were so stupid
they forgot to invite me to the party, i'll teach em." Gnasty
got ready. He grabbed his the smelliest, oldest, moldiest, dirtiest, most
disgusting pair of gnorc boots he owned. "ha ha, those dragons will
need an oxygen mask if they want to survive the smell of these boots" Gnasty put then on a left. Spyro was chasing sheep at the party, dragons
were chattin, dancin, and havin a good ol' time. Gnasty Gnorc hid behind a
bush. "Phewww, whats that smell?!?" One dragon said holding his
nose "Oh god that stinks" another dragon said. Every body
started to smell the horror of Gnasty's boots. Then one elderly dragon
said "Gnasty Gnorc, him and all the other gnorcs been tryin' to crash
our year of the dragon festival since I was your age, Spyro" "Woah,
and those are one pair of stinky boots" Spyro replied "Oh yeah, those
boots have been passed down, gnorc after gnorc after gnorc, ever since gnorcs
first set foot in the dragon worlds, about 300 years ago, thats why they smell
real bad" the elderly dragon said "So, what are we going to do about
this?" spyro asked "We'll teach gnasty, ALL DRAGONS CHARGE,
FLAME, AND HEADBASH GNASTY TILL HE'S DEAD! "YEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH"
all the dragons said as they ran FULL SPEED toward Gnasty "ahhhhhh"
he shouted BAM, Gnasty was long gone and learned his lesson. As for the
gems he stole, Moneybags was guilty of the gem robbery and served in
prison. (this story is MAKE BELIEVE, of course you all know the really
reason Gnasty got toasted, yep, one word SPYRO!!!!)